There is this Beautiful beggar that prowls the streets of Colaba with her monkey on a leash running along side her. I gave her money the other day, but she said she didn't want money she wanted food, and she wanted me to go buy it for her. I said I don't know what to buy you, we will go together and she says she can't because she's got the monkey with her. I said tie the monkey up to a pole. So anyways I saw her again today and she rewarded me with a smile.
The monkey however paid no attention to me, he was more occupied with what he found on the street.